Translation by Cristina Bufi Poecksteiner, M.A. (English to Italian)

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Source text in English	Translation by Cristina Bufi Poecksteiner, M.A. (#28213)
I began the revision and realized that it was a humongous pile of excrement produced by Gurgle! Nonetheless, I delivered a perfect translation... but the customer had my sublime work edited by some illiterate jerk who ruined it! And they published online my now-defective translation alongside my name!	Iniziai la revisione, scoprendo una mastodontica accozzaglia di mostruosità prodotte da Gurgle! Consegnai tuttavia una traduzione impeccabile... ma il cliente chiese di editare la mia opera sublime a un troglodita incompetente che la deturpò! E pubblicarono online la mia traduzione ormai abominevole insieme al mio nome!